I’ve been married three times but have only had two wives.
LOL, you sound like my aunt. Married 7 times. 5 husbands.
Need an intro...? ;-P
Oh and she is picky. 1) National sports reporter. 2) Owned a trucking fleet. 3) Diamond cutting company owner 4) Judge 5) #2 again. 6) #3 again 7) World renowned artist.