[FourtySeven]

I personally carry around a couple of spare vacuum tubes so that I can rip off ATMs. And just yesterday, I spliced into the telegraph line and got stock quotes minutes before they were released to the public.

When you know technology, the world’s yer oyster!

Now that's funny, right there.

My advice for Miss Stein: Hey Jill, the 80's called and left a message saying only "thumb-drive". Know what that means?

[COBOL2Java]

My advice for Miss Stein: Hey Jill, the 80's called and left a message saying only "thumb-drive". Know what that means?

You say "thumb drive" to Jill and she thinks you're talking about holding your hamburger while steering your car.