Posted on 11/29/2016 6:43:40 PM PST by Company Man
Authorities say a woman jumped from an emergency exit door on a flight after it landed at a Houston airport and took off running toward the terminal before she was caught.
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If an illegal or islamist, sterilize her.
“When all else fails, Cocktails!!!”
She had to be a Mrs. Bill Clinton voter.
Huma?
That’s what I do when I want to be first at the car rental counter.
Doesn’t everyone?
Didn’t another guy just do this same thing recently?
I hope this is not becoming the latest trend.
LOL!
She’s nuts, but she’s in good physical shape.
Maybe the stewardess would not allow her to use the Rest Room during the landing. “Ma’am . I asked you this before. Please sit down, keep your tray up and keep your seat belt fastened until the pilot makes his announcements. These are the rules!!”//
Maybe that accounts for the sparse number of details.
I’ve been on flights where I wanted to get out fast, too.
At least she waited until the plane landed.
Was she forced to sit next to a babbling, weeping Hillary supporter?
Was she hot? If not, my interest in the story is collapsing faster than a greased rattlesnake going downhill on an icy road with an 80 mile wind on its back. Super bonus points to anyone who gets this very obscure reference
This was on our local tv news last night. She opened the emergency door over the wing, then ran down the wing and jumped off and was nearly to the terminal before they caught her. “Authorities say she won’t face charges”. What? Also said all passengers had to stay on the plane for over an hour while authorities searched the plane. What? Makes no sense!
Chief: Max, have you ever jumped from a plane?
Maxwell Smart: Yes Chief, once, during the war.
Chief: When?
Maxwell Smart: Just before it took off for overseas.
If they’re saying she won’t face charges then it must mean she’s going to the looney slammer.
I guess she was in a real hurry.
Nobody will ever top that male stewardess of a few years ago!
Animation re-enactment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DIqWZybYpE
Wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JetBlue_flight_attendant_incident
Larry King interview with Steven Slater. LOL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvClMt-gYRE
Crap I felt the same way on Aerolinias Argentinas.
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