“Plenty of strip-malls throughout. Stop in, get an Arizona Iced-Tea, Skittles and Robitussin.”......
You left off getting mugged, raped (In some cases) and/or shot. An “area of opportunity” too be avoided at all cost!
To paraphrase “President Unselect”:
I have a tongue and I have a cheek. And, I’m going to use them!