Uncle Buck defending his niece from a Slimeball.
Vegan - eating the stuff your food eats.
What a prejusticed, sexist, and false superior thinking.
I’d be less obnoxious if they were less @ssholes.
More like 8675309
Hillary I got your number
I want to make it thine.
I don’t have to be. ALL my children and grandchildren are wonderful, happy, magnificent Trump supporters! For that I am especially thankful!
Considering the plethora of people coming here this afternoon And a political mix at that.....I plan on doing what I did last week while hunting with my ‘moderate’ brother and left leaning land owner college friend. We kept off politics for a day...then my brother started in and I quickly shut him up with a “How bout we dont talk politics”.
Thanksgiving is no time for fisticuffs.
If you can’t be a cantankerous old grouch once you get into your seventies, when CAN you start? Just wait until 2060, when these millennials have become the “contentious uncles”. Secretly, in they hearts, they’re looking forward to that day.
After all, they have to move out of Mom’s basement some day.
Be That Obnoxious Conservative Uncle At Thanksgiving
I almost wish I did have a "Make America Grate Again" hat, to wear.
Maybe you should try a job where you work with your hands, and I dont mean steaming milk at a coffee shop. I mean, like plumbing”
I’m going to use this one.
One teacher I work with was particularly butthurt after
the election and he didn’t mind telling me about it.
After a few days I said, “Rick, can you smell that?”
He said, “No, what is it you smell?’ I said, “That is
the smell of America getting ready to become great again.”
Rick hasn’t spoken to me since. Boo-hoo.
My liberal Clinton loving niece came over for dinner today. I couldn’t help singing “Who won the White House? Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!” (Who let the dogs out?)
Taking on nieces and nephews over politics is as challenging as shoving baby chicks into the creek. They’re sweet kids and they know better, and anyway I’m suspecting one nephew in particular of (whispering) conservative tendencies. His secret is safe with me.
No.
For the love of algore, is it too much to ask that three times a year (Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter) we put the politics aside?
Must we live it 24/7/365?
You will change no one's mind and trash family time for the rest of the normal people in the family.
If you can't keep your blooming mouth shut for a couple of hours three times a year then skip it. Just go to a movie or wave your signs along the road or get drunk by yourself.
You make the day a much happier day for everyone else.
“Plastics”