"I hear they removed all of Tammy Faye Baker's makeup and you know what they found? Jimmy Hoffa"
- Henny Youngman
Posted on 11/23/2016 3:29:55 PM PST by drewh
Last week, televangelist Jim Bakker reacted to the presidential election results by prophesying that God will punish people who live in counties that voted for Hillary Clinton.
Bakker pointed to a map that showed the results of the election by county and said that “if you live in the blue—any spot that’s blue—I would say, ‘Oh God, help me. Oh God forgive me.’ Because those are the ones who came against the will of God in this election.”
“I just want to tell you, God has spoken to me, I’ve seen under the ground in California, in LA, and God spoke to me that in Los Angeles alone there is going to be such an earthquake come that literally the big buildings will be laying on their sides, all of LA is going to collapse,” he added.
Bakker’s cohost agreed, warning that counties that voted for Clinton will receive God’s judgment: “If you look at California, the east side of California is red by county and the west side is blue. And where do all of the fault lines, where do all the prophetic words happen to plant themselves? It’s on the far-west of the West Coast. It’s the blue.
Now you got to understand, judgment is not coming for them because they voted for Hillary, it’s because they voted for a platform. They voted for a platform that is so incredibly pro-abortion, anti-Bible.”
Maybe the earthquakes will cancel each other out.
[Kim Clement]
His prophesies concerning DONALD TRUMP and MIKE PENCE came to pass.
Good to hear. :-)
Oh, puhlease.
Oh, puhlease.
Baker is still alive? Jim sure begged for grace for himself.
Grace for me, justice for you. Blech.
Ummm, Jim. What if there be but fifty in a county, who voted for Trump? What if there be but ten? Get it?
Yeah .. we have plenty here and we’re one of the largest conservative counties left.
Maybe that’s why the L.A. area seems to be getting the most jiggles.
I thought he was dead.
A comedian I used to go see, once said that they scraped all the makeup off of Tammy Faye and found Miss Piggy!”
Will probably be attributed to Climate Change by His Arrogance and Moonbeam!
Tune in to his show sometimes. The dude is a goof, and hilarious. People actually buy what he is selling.
Is that Tammy Faye???
It’s Jan Hooks as Tammy Faye, and Phil Hartman as Jim Bakker. (SNL- both are deceased)
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