#106 and others. Re a FR inaugural ball.
Let’s call the FR inauguration event the “Drain The Swamp” Romp Ball, featuring the band, “The Deplorables”.
Local singers, the Trumpeteers” who will have as a guest singer Ann “Screw You” Coulter. (OK, we invite her and if she can’t make it, we’ll get a life-sized cardboard image of her and dub her voice in).
MC’ed by the fabulous “Velvet Voice”, Jim Robinson.
Food theme: “Tea and Trumpets” (as versus the Clinton inauguration which had “Tea and Strumpets”.
The Robertson Family’s famous roast duck and taters. Free duck calls to the first hundred people through the door.
Sarah Palin’s famous “Moose Chili” and Penguin Pie.
Drinks: “Gator Aide”, courtesy of the Robertsons, made from real gators (no artificial ingredients, ever).
Desert: “Chocolate Trump Victory Cake” with Middle Lady Fingers on top.
And, the never-before-tasted “Democrat Party Losers Jello” - made from spineless Jelly Fish, with a yellow color, and white “Surrender” Whipped Cream on top.
Door Prizes: 100 free tickets to visit Hillary Clinton in jail. Pass Go tickets and get $200 from the Clinton Foundation bail fund included.
25 Pink Energizer Stuffed Bunnies signed by Bill Clinton
10 Chances to win lists of the top Cattle Futures predictions for 2017.
One pigeon-pooped on blue dress.
A year’s supply of Little Antny’s “All Beef Weiners” with rolls and selfies.
And the greatest prize of all, an all day audit trip of the White House’s silver, dishes and painting before the Obamas leave.
I only lives a few miles from the soon-to-be denamed Red House so drop by and say “YES WE DID”!
You are funny and have my kind of sense of humor!
I served Suoper TRUMPTASTIC chicken soup to the volunteers one day and Donald’s ROOTIN TOOTIN Root Beer Floats another afternoon...I could name many more events but will end with BARON’s Brownie Party. ( we ran out of days to have BREAKFAST with TIFFANY)