“”It was a dark and stormy night.......etc etc
“Don’t you worry, honey”
I sneered as I tore open a Deck of Camels.....
Straight out of Micky Spillane....
Ha! Reminds me of something Laz once wrote.
"It was dark. Things moved fast. I could never say for sure who was ultimately responsible, but I always suspected the dwarf. There was something about his sinister grin that unnerved me.
I saw a shape move through the fog. Moving stealthily, I unholstered my shoulder-weapon. In the distance, a dog barked."