Ha! Reminds me of something Laz once wrote.
"It was dark. Things moved fast. I could never say for sure who was ultimately responsible, but I always suspected the dwarf. There was something about his sinister grin that unnerved me.
I saw a shape move through the fog. Moving stealthily, I unholstered my shoulder-weapon. In the distance, a dog barked."
LOL I cannot believe you quoted me. LOLOLOL
Think that was the start of Snoopy’s ‘Great American Novel’ OR maybe Snoopy swiped it from Laz...
Either way that broads story sounds bogus and worse than any fiction....