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Garrison Keillor: Done. Over. He's here. Goodbye.
The Washington Post News Service, Bloomberg News via San Francisco Chronicle ^ | November 10, 2016 | Garrison Keillor, The Washington Post News Service, Bloomberg News

Posted on 11/10/2016 12:10:49 PM PST by artichokegrower

So he won. The nation takes a deep breath. Raw ego and proud illiteracy have won out and a severely learning-disabled man with a real character problem will be president. We are so exhausted from thinking about this election, millions of people will take up leaf-raking and garage cleaning with intense pleasure. We liberal elitists are wrecks. The Trumpers had a whale of a good time, waving their signs, jeering at the media, beating up protesters, chanting "Lock her up" -- we elitists just stood and clapped. Nobody chanted "Stronger Together." It just doesn't chant.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: butthurt; clinton; garrisonkeillor; hillary; keillor; leftisttears; minnesota; npr; pbs; sourgrapes; trump; trump2016; trumphillary; woeisme
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They only wanted to whoop and yell, boo at the H-word, wear profane T-shirts, maybe grab a crotch or two, jump in the RV with a couple six-packs and go out and shoot some spotted owls.


Garrison needs to realize that the Minnesota of Lake Wobegone no longer exists. Take a trip to the Twin Cities and have an interaction with the thousands of Somalis that have moved there. Garrison would pray to be rescued by a bunch of six pack drinking, RV driving, gun toting red necks.

1 posted on 11/10/2016 12:10:49 PM PST by artichokegrower
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This guy is truly Deplorable.


2 posted on 11/10/2016 12:12:13 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (Everywhere is freaks and hairies Dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity?)
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I am not exhausted I am energized. But you libs always do love speaking for others.


3 posted on 11/10/2016 12:12:41 PM PST by BRL
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As usual TRUMP was right again. God.....I love winning!"
4 posted on 11/10/2016 12:12:58 PM PST by IC Ken
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“...Raw ego and proud illiteracy have won out and a severely learning-disabled man with a real character problem will be president. ...”

Yes, we know.. that happened in 2008 and again in 2012, Garry...

But calm down, little Snowflake. The Adults are back in charge.


5 posted on 11/10/2016 12:13:45 PM PST by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: artichokegrower

I actually like Keeler’s humor. But he is an idiot.


6 posted on 11/10/2016 12:13:55 PM PST by FatherofFive (No Christian should vote for the candidate who supports abortion.)
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‘Beating up protesters’

Hey Doofus, those were HILLARY SUPPORTERS who were beating up Trump supporters! Your are entitled to your own opinion, but not your own FACTS!

7 posted on 11/10/2016 12:14:09 PM PST by originalbuckeye ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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lol - bttt


8 posted on 11/10/2016 12:14:23 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life ~ Vote!)
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His legal birth name was Gary and he legally changed it to Garrison:

what kind of person does that?

nobody from Lake Woebegon would.


9 posted on 11/10/2016 12:14:26 PM PST by gaijin
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This passes for profound writing these days.

Keillor illustrates perfectly why the average Joe is done with the arrogant condescension from people of his ilk.


10 posted on 11/10/2016 12:14:40 PM PST by headstamp 2 (Fear is the mind killer.)
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Wow, Keillor’s an even bigger dope than I remembered.


11 posted on 11/10/2016 12:14:44 PM PST by American Quilter (Hillary is a Loser. Loooooooooooser!!!!!!)
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The Trumpers never expected their guy to actually win the thing, and that's their problem now.

Well, we can stop right there because we deplorables actually expected him to win and actually expected him to do what he said he would do, and we are happy with that.

12 posted on 11/10/2016 12:14:47 PM PST by AndyJackson
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I think its finally time the Conservatives take control of PBS and NPR.


13 posted on 11/10/2016 12:15:02 PM PST by Cowboy Bob
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Do you really think those “deplorables” would rescue him ??


14 posted on 11/10/2016 12:15:09 PM PST by RightWingNut
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Chris Plante talked about this on his show this morning. Ripped the guy a new one.


15 posted on 11/10/2016 12:15:13 PM PST by workerbee (The President of the United States is public enemy #1)
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Ah, the lamentations of the women are the best sounds of all


16 posted on 11/10/2016 12:15:21 PM PST by AppyPappy (If you really want to irritate someone, point out something obvious they are trying hard to ignore.)
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Oh. It isn’t over. The mocking has just started.


17 posted on 11/10/2016 12:15:25 PM PST by RC one (The 2nd Amendment is a doomsday provision, one designed for those exceptionally rare circumstances)
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What an azz this guy is. Never could stand him.


18 posted on 11/10/2016 12:15:33 PM PST by Pilated (.)
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Full fledged lunacy. Garrison, seek help.


19 posted on 11/10/2016 12:16:06 PM PST by windsorknot
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“We liberal elitists are wrecks.”

Any FReeper could have told you that,idiot.

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20 posted on 11/10/2016 12:16:23 PM PST by Mears
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