Don't worry, before the month's week's over, Clinton will be appearing at:
A) Hospital Emergency Room
B) Grand Jury Room
C) Betty Ford Clinic
D) Disneyland
E) The Big House
F) Milk Cartons
G) The Return Line at the Fireworks Vendor
H) Lunch with Huma and Carlos Danger
I) Noose
I) Jet plane heading for a non-extradition location, such as Qatar.
Most of America would settle for the local funeral home!