Well, alright. He can keep his bat, but he’s got to give up his balls.
We’ll see how that works. If he reverts, lop it off!
That’s the ticket: ‘Two balls enter. No balls leave.’
That would give him something to think about next time he thought about trolling kids.
Like ‘Hard Candy’. Same goes for active pols.
PS Series, you’re right—if he persists, he might have to be Bobbitized.
Harming children is a taboo so universal and heinous, the only thing I can think of comparable might be cannibalism.