You forgot "John Smith filling in for Alice Jones who will be accusing Donald Trump of fondling her in the green room right now. We'll have a statement from Alice and what this major new revelation will mean and how it will cripple the Trump administration after the break."
I was at kid’s hockey game and was listening to the tv in the background outside the rink. Some horrible, Inside Edition crap. They had on 10 beauty pageant airheads, commenting on the election. The black reportette asks one of the bubbleheads...”Did you notice any inappropriate behavior by Donald Trump?”. The girl says “Well not me, but I have a friend of a friend who was a contestant and she said she had.....”. I am not exaggerating.