At the indoor gun range, as I did in 2008 and 2012.
Committing suicide.
As a senior member of the Troop Committee I will be in the church sanctuary chairing the Eagle Scout Court of Honor for two Eagle Candidates.
By the time I get home at around 9:00 there should be some results in
Our troop has meetings on Tuesday except Christmas and New Years
My wife might insist on having the TV turned to it - I will probably spend time on FR with occasional peeks at the boob tube.
Watching OANN so I’ll know what’s really happening.
Probably at son’s scout meeting or daughter’s troop meeting.
For the rest of the day before that, deliberately working on stuff for clients with minimal interaction with people to avoid emotional roller coaster.
I plan on being here on our Trump family thread and a GREAT bottle of wine!!!!
in prayer
If Trump is winning/wins, I’m watching CNN all night!
Skinning deer, hopefully.
I just watch FR. I can’t stand the media. I can stand FR’s reactions.
In the den. NCIS reruns on Amazon, Evan Williams, branch water, dry Italian salami.
I will be having dinner, then attending an AA meeting.
I think I will leave my smartphone in the car for the meeting, to concentrate.
I will know, or not know, the outcome by that time in California, 7:30 pm.
Either way, my focus will be on Serenity.
After the results for the states in the Easter Time Zone report and Trump carries ME and NH, I will make a cup of warm chocolate.
The rest of the Idiot States of RI, MA, CT, and VT will be called for Clinton. (I was born in one of those states and was stationed in another of them. I migrated to TX because I was tired of dealing with idiots who thought living within 25 miles of Harvard somehow made the geniuses.)
When NY, NC, OH are declared too close to call and PA has Trump up, I will continue sipping.
When MD is too close to call and GA goes for Trump, I will have another sip.
As the states in the Central Time Zone begin to report, I will smile and sip when Trump wins FL in a landslide.
The South (KY, WV, TN, AR, AL, MS, and LA) goes Trump, I will finish my first cup of warm chocolate and make another.
MI, WI, IA, and MI will be called too close to call. IL will be called for Clinton. We will be reminted that NY is still too close to call.
The Great Plains states (ND, SD, NE, KS, OK, and TX) will all go heavily Trump.
As I sip chocolate, I will click over to the Clinton sNews Network to watch Rachel Madcow pick a fight with Tingle Leg when she hears NY, NC, MD all went for Trump. She hits old Tingle Leg in the face with her fist. Old Tingle Leg announced, “Madcow, I have never hit a woman before!” He decks her, turns to the camera, and announced, “And I have still not hit a woman! She is better endowed than Ant-Knee Weiner. Rachel is really Michael. She is as big a fraud as Hillary.”
I click back to One America News Network which has breaking news: HILLARY CLINTON, HUMA ABEDIN ARRESTS FOR FRAUD, MONEY LAUNDERING, AND ESPIONAGE!
I calmly finish my chocolate and unlock the liquor cabinet.
I hear a series of single gunshots. I open my gun safe and take out some protection. Then I realize it is my neighbors who have the “I’m with Her” bumper stickers trying to blow their brains out. I talk to the police who have responded. One says, “She shot herself four times in the head and is still conscious.” I nod and tell the police to drop by after their shift ends for a drink.
I’ll vote after work, then go home and work out (22 Minute Hard Corps — highly recommended).
Grill a chicken breast, veggies and potato for supper.
Then, I’ll brew a cappuccino, turn on the radio, log on to FR and wait.
Oh, and I’ll pray.
I’ll probably be tallying write-ins.
I will be checking the live streams of youtube channels I follow that will most likely go live during the night.
Also checking the YouTube Live channel for other streams.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4R8DWoMoI7CAwX8_LjQHig
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