Found this one on the Interwebs....Take that, Guess Who!
Canadian woman, stay away from me
Canadian woman, mama let me be
I don’t need your Labbats beer
I don’t need your snow shoe gear
I don’t need your baby seals
I don’t need your perscription deals
Now woman, stay away,
Canadian woman, listen what I say
Canadian woman, get away from me
Canadian woman, mama let me be
Don’t want your cold wind blowing down my door
I don’t wanna see your snow no more
Chorus:
I don’t mean to criticize
All that whale blubber in your thighs
Now woman, get away
Canadian woman, listen what I say-ay
Canadian Woman, said get away
Canadian Woman, listen what I say
We don’t need your walrus pups
We don’t need your Stanley Cup
We won’t come to Niagra Falls
Don’t come shopping in our malls
Chorus
Canadian woman, stay away from me
Canadian woman, mama let me be
I gotta go, I gotta get away
Baby, I gotta go,
I am dying
I’m gonna leave you woman (4x)
Bye-bye (4x)
(Canadian woman)
You’re no good for me
And I’m no good for you
(Canadian woman)
I’ll look you right in the eye
And tell you what I’m gonna do
You know I’m gonna leave, you know I’m gonna go
You know I’m gonna leave,
I’m gonna leave you woman
Goodbye Canadian Woman
we already have their Stanley Cup, and have owned it since 1993.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!