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To: DOC44

That guy makes a lawn jockey look like a Nobel Prize laureate.


3 posted on 10/29/2016 7:09:31 AM PDT by Alberta's Child ("Go ahead, bite the Big Apple ... don't mind the maggots.")
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To: Alberta's Child

Why do I get the urge to watch a Planet of the Apes movie?


10 posted on 10/29/2016 7:11:33 AM PDT by DOC44 (Have gun will travel.)
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To: Alberta's Child

“That guy makes a lawn jockey look like a Nobel Prize laureate.”

Right up there with “Men on Mars” Jackson/lee, Maximum Muddy Waters of “did a 360 on that” fame, and Ol’ Hank from Georgia who is worried bout too many planes on a Pacific Island will cause it to tip over...ETC,ETC,ETc and we wonder why we have problems????


26 posted on 10/29/2016 7:22:34 AM PDT by litehaus (A memory toooo long)
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To: Alberta's Child

Honorable Elijah Cummings
Washington, DC

Dear Representative Cummings:

The Director is detained going through Child Molestation emails to find copied Classified emails that former Democratic Congressman Anthony Wiener had on his computer to answer you promptly. Therefore I have taken this occasion to respond to your request for an explanation as to why the investigation into Clinton, et. al. emails was reopened and Congress has been notified of that event.

In short, the Director’s brother was going down the tubes, an assistant director and his wife were churning with broken bones from a week under the bus, and the Director himself, the head Weasel of the FBI was tired of the subjugation of his own future to that of a woman that can no longer string two sentences together. Therefore a decision was made that since the Democrats were soooooo stupid as to nominate this scum bag, it was only reasonable for the nation to see the stupidity that runs wild in the operations of this crime-queen.

Sincerely,

Second Assistant to the Under Director for Liaison Communications


43 posted on 10/29/2016 7:43:02 AM PDT by KC Burke (Consider all of my posts as first drafts. (Apologies to L. Niven))
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To: Alberta's Child

LOL! I was looking for a fitting comparison and you found it!

Wish someone could photoshop elijah as a lawn jockey. That would be priceless. Especially one holding up the little lantern thing.


46 posted on 10/29/2016 7:50:45 AM PDT by Sequoyah101 (It feels like we have exchanged our dreams for survival. We just have a few days that don't suck.)
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To: Alberta's Child

Cummings is a Commie shitbag.


56 posted on 10/29/2016 8:35:30 AM PDT by broken_arrow1 (I regret that I have but one life to give for my country - Nathan Hale "Patriot")
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