[Meet the New Boss]

Board passes anti-clown ordinance

Tim Kaine vows to challenge law...

[Mr. Douglas]

So, if they passed the ordinance, they would have to clearly define what makes something or someone a “clown”.

I’ll bet that’s a pretty funny document on its own. ;-)

[TYVets]

The ordinance is spelled out in only 350 pages.

(/S)

[bgill]

Noticing they dictated this on their own without a vote from the people.

Will they reimburse the parents who have already bought their kids clown costumes for Halloween?

[yawningotter]

They just outlawed themselves?

[WKUHilltopper]

So...does this mean the clowns on the board have to vacate their offices?

[Leep]

The Unitarian Church of Clowns will challenge this. As soon as they form one.

[Boomer One]

Knee jerk reaction due to media manipulation and exploitation of clown sightings. I guess this will increase the amount of “ safe space”.

[DannyTN]

[DannyTN]

They need to ban mime’s next.
Then jugglers.
Bearded ladies.
Fire swallowers.

[SandRat]

No more Birthday party Clowns, no more Rodeo Clowns, no more Bull Riding Clowns, no more conty fair Clowns no more Circus Clowns, ******

[LouieFisk]

alt title:
“Bozo Banned!”

[stillfree?]

Only outlaws will have clowns.

[mumblypeg]

Awesome new opportunities for lawyers....clown discrimination lawsuits.