[fortes fortuna juvat]

BLOW IT OUT YOUR CHEEZE GRATER!!!!!
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LMAO. Never heard that one before!

[Gargantua]

I like to make up my own opriginal non-sequitir, appropos to nothing insults. It's harder to offend people with these, and you almost never get banned for them!

LMAO!!!!

The other day, I called one of our pigment-challenged negro-speaking neighbors a "crack-addled woofy bone." I have no idea what it means, but it still cracks me up every time I re-read it. LOL