[Pearls Before Swine]

No, thanks, M. I’ll pass on both vote and reward.

[Captainpaintball]

I’m desperate enough. But she has to thrown a free HPV HIV herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, genital wart, hepatitis, and chlamydia test. I can’t take any chancres, I mean chances.

[rovenstinez]

Maybe Hillary could help her and do a 2 for 1 sort of offer. Might get elected.

[Don@VB]

If you don’t vote Hillary, you will probably still get the BJ.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

I always said that leftist liberals were “blow hards”.

Thanks, Madonna, for proving it.

Factoid: Did you know that the small Madonna poster inserted into the record jacket sleeve for “Borderline” can sell anywhere from $50 to over $100? I still have mine - in mint condition. Just wish I had bought a couple more copies (instead I got my kids copies of Weird Al Yankovich’s “Eat It”).

[sport]

Me too.The medical bill for the venereal diseases one would catch from her mouth would break the average millionaire.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Just wondering what Madonna’s favorite songs and movies are.

Let’s take a look at possibilities:

Movies:
“Moby Dick”

TV Show:

“B.J. and the Bear”
“B.J. Cooper?” (Shatner’s show)

Songs:
“Let the Four Winds Blow”
“Blowing in the Wind”
“Subterranean Blues” - “You don’t need a weatherman to tell which way the wind is blowing”
“Blow the Man Down”
“Blew on Blew” (spelling changed)

Favorite Saying:
“Well blow me down”
“There She Blows”

Madonna’s secret nicknames:
“Blowhard”
“The Mouth That Roared”

Come on in and add whatever you’ve got!

[ronnie raygun]

from a 60 year old women, still trying to be relevant. She should join up with cher