Those are English words, but I swear, I can’t make heads or tails of what that says.
I think I need an Internetese to English translator.
Hey, I'm with you. But good writing used to be the province of the NY Times, Washington Post [well, not so much, perhaps], the New Yorker, and back in H.L. Mencken's day, the Baltimore Sun or perhaps W.F. Buckley's National Review. They are now so over-the top liberal rags, turned into trashy scandal rags that there is nowhere to go. So you go to Twitter to find out what is going on. It's not, in fact, English, but eventually you get used to it.