Tiffany's resume(Not kidding)
Is this homely little goo stain anymore of a cliche? She even has the requisite micro penis Beta male FWB on her Facebook page. What a vapid little life of binge drinking, eating Indian food and trying to be comfortable with a worldview bereft of any logic, meaning or substance. Where just being pithy and clever is all you aspire to.
Then again she I think is 25, so I ignore her, like a puppy yapping at me at the dog park. You don't even exist Tiffany, you DON'T matter, keep it up and that will be a permanent state of your existence. You are the 3rd girl in line at Urban Outfitters buying that ugly mohair sweater with your greasy unkept hair and your ruddy skin. Stinking like cigarettes, mild BO and your BF's sex. Cucked Daddy supports your "You being you" sponging with his 3k check every 3rd day of the month and his weekly Facetimes where he calls you his precious little pumpkin and tells you how great you are.
Your averageness is not buffeted by your witty prose and you useless degree, you are that empty, angry, bully you always were. We know who you are and the 1000's of John Stewart wannabees and you will hear from us November 8th. Get ready for a new life Tiffany and a new country. A country where SJW asshats like you and your friends are going to get a huge donkey punch in your smug faces of Lena Dunham fug
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....and she probably drives a Prius.............
“Tiffany’s resume(Not kidding)”
I don’t know who you are, but I like your style :-)!!!
"... homely little goo stain ..." - LOL!!
Seriously? The very existence of a magazine with that title is appalling.
Studied Development Sociology at Cornell University
Graduated? Not that it really matters.
That said, she has held more honest jobs than Barack 0bama or Hillary Clinton.