FYI for Danny. Surely he realizes that there is already a DNA profile of Bill Clinton on file that he or other representatives could force to be compared with a sample of his. Call Ken Starr..... hahahahaha
Wasn’t it in Primary Colors that Bubba finessed the DNA test?
But, but, but, DNA means nothing. That’s just evil capitalist tyranny! The kid IDENTIFIES as Clinton’s son, so we just have to respect that.
And if he chooses to wear a certain blue dress, he may become Bill and Monica’s love child, too. /S