PIAPS = Pig In A Pant Suit
That is soooo dated!
The chic twit has stolen over $150 million and can therefore afford to dress for success in the latest tasteful fall fashions ... be it Chairman Mao ... Captain Kirk ... White House Drapes ... or Kirby Vacuum.
Her new look is intensely practical too, with room to tastefully carry such necessary supplies as a Foley catheter, a colostomy bag, adult diapers, cough drops, an industrial strength fart filter, and an anti-seizure drug pump ... all at the same time!
Always remember that her Bubba calls her the World's Smartest Woman for good reason.