[Calvin Locke]

Would some fool think that it’s a qualifier?

An invitation to ransack the car, and perhaps hold Brittany for ransom?

Sell her to some of Michael Vick's former peeps?

Bring her to a BHO barbeque?

Or, it's a invitation for kids to pick up some extra cash from the local auto glass firm...

[Jagman]

“An invitation to ransack the car, and perhaps hold Brittany for ransom?”

Leave Brittany alone! Sob.