Posted on 09/19/2016 1:26:37 PM PDT by Eric Pode of Croydon
A dad in Ostego, Michigan—population 3,956—terrified parents, police, and school administrators by handing out teddy bears to people he passed on the street, including children in the presence of adults. It was Ken Cronkhite's attempt to spread some happiness and help his 89-year-old father, the owner of an 800-teddy bear collection, to downsize.
And it backfired.
As news spread of a man, a plan, and his plush toys, the police department's phone lines lit up. Officers sped off to patrol the bus stops as at least one frantic mom ripped apart her kid's bear to see if it contained something insidious.
Meanwhile, the school district jumped into action, alerting parents with emergency phone calls and going on Facebook to warn of "a heavyset, older, white man handing out teddy bears to kids from his silver SUV."
"We have not been told that this man threatened anyone or tried to lure students to him, and adults have been present during two encounters," the letter said, "however, it raises a concern as we want to be sure our students are safe."
Hmm. A man who is not threatening kids, nor luring them, and only approaching the ones who are directly supervised by an adult? Yes, that sure is scary.
According to the Kalamazoo Gazette's mlive.com, commenters on the Facebook post fretted that the bears could be filled with heroin syringes or hidden cameras. But when Cronkhite's teenage son read it, he realized: That's my dad!
Dad immediately called the cops to tell them: I'm your man.
Cronkhite said he is a veteran Marine and a retired Chicago police officer and had fun approaching shoppers with children in store parking lots, people jogging along the streets, and children gathered with adults at bus stops or picnic tables.
He said he made sure there was an adult accompanying any children he approached.
He said he started the direct giveaways after he had distributed bags of bears to Sylvia's Place shelter for battered women, and to the American Cancer Society in Kalamazoo. Some charities would not accept the stuffed animals because they were not brand new, he said.
So his elderly mother washed them all and his father told him to just give them to any takers in an attempt to spread some happiness, Cronkhite said.
But spreading happiness is a lot harder than spreading hysteria, Cronkhite learned.
When his father asked him to distribute the bears to children, it never occurred to him not to do it.
"It was really fun until this happened," said Cronkhite.
"This" being America 2016, when even the police chief says that parents are "rightly on alert for any contact between their children and adults they don't know."
Even when the kids are standing right next to their parents, the parents are "rightly" on alert. Because no one who isn't you should ever interact with your kids. After all, you never know when a man with a teddy bear might pull the syringe out of the bear's stuffing, shoot the parent full of heroin, and run off with the child.
Certainly Cronkhite has learned what it means to be male and friendly and a little offbeat: "I will never try to go out and try to do anything nice for anyone again," he said.
What a relief.
I think the post 9-11 generations are so trained to value security over freedom, it is a real problem. They don't get that government can be a threat to our freedoms, and this is why the Constitution is all about limiting the power of the government.
“”I will never try to go out and try to do anything nice for anyone again,”
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A sad,sad,commentary on today’s world.
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We have become a society of morons, panicking over things that are no danger at all. Same thing with people over-reacting to kids being allowed to play in the back yard, or walk to school, alone. If I had never done anything alone when I was 9 or 10, I wouldn’t hardly have done anything at all.
Yup...
Not so ancient. I was a teen last time I heard it.
My brother and I were alone all day when he entered first grade-—I was in the fourth grade.
This started in about 1942 and included summer vacations.
My mother had been widowed young——yet we survived.
I cold even bank a furnace.
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He’s trying to spread happiness? There must be something wrong with him. An obvious danger to society!
I don’t think that it just about 9-11. There has been a extreme social power shift towards leftist women that hate men and the nuclear family. Hillary is the culmination, the leader of that social movement.
I think you are thinking of the county. It is up north. The town is just north of Kalamazoo.
I commend the guy who found it in his heart to show love for children in his own way but people are naturally suspicious considering the Obama world we live in now...
Ah, I see. Duly noted!
This is Obama’s America now, being nice can be very risky.
Actually, I do remember the Cronkite sign-off. And the Huntley-Brinkley Report and B&W broadcasts and Jack Parr and 0130 end of broadcast days. So, dang, I must be ancient!
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