LOLOL, here, too. Haven't bowled in almost 35 years, and I only did it for a semester phys ed credit in college - 'Bowling and Archery'. My best game was a 125. I decided there and then that professional bowling was not my life's calling. I mean, I
suck. I even roll gutter balls in bowling video games, in the the bottomless depths of my suckage.
Darkness swept over the Dude.
Darker than a black steers’ tuckess
on a moonless Prairie nite.
There was no Bottom.
That is some big Suckage!