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To: moonhawk

I laughed! I cried! I pondered the meaning of life! And that was just from looking at the photo on the cover.


142 posted on 09/17/2016 9:03:59 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

Whoever said read the five star reviews...thx, they are funny, too. Here’s one:

*** This magnificent book bring everyone that purchases it good luck!

After I bought it. I found a wet sofa somebody dumped on the street. I high scored in Donkey Kong.

And my hot bachelor pad of love DOUBLED in size once mom moved her car out of the garage.

Plus it has magical powers to the spirit world. At midnight in a dark room. Hold this book to your chest and shout into a
mirror three times Hillary! Hillary! Hillary! You’ll hear a shrieking, hideous voice from the underworld that sounds like my mother screaming “Shut up you useless piece of crap and get a job!!

The spirit world is a mysterious place.***


144 posted on 09/17/2016 10:40:02 AM PDT by sockmonkey (Donald Trump will ban auto-correct with an Executive Order. Go Trump!)
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