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Hillary Is Not Even A Competent Liar
Townhall.com ^ | September 15, 2016 | Kurt Schlichter

Posted on 09/15/2016 4:39:25 AM PDT by Kaslin

The year 2016 is one of the worst and stupidest years in American history, but at least frail, sickly, and old Hillary’s recent collapse helped restore America’s faith in the power of love. The moment Bill heard that she was sick he rushed to his woman’s bedside. And then, as soon as he was finished, he picked up the phone and called Chelsea’s apartment to see how Hillary was doing.

Where was Bill in all this anyway? Even if some media hack had suffered an unexpected bout of Sudden Onset Curiosity and asked, who cares what Team Hillary’s answer would be? It’s all lies, all the time, anyway. And the most insulting part to our collective intelligence is that they are not even competent lies. Take it from a trial lawyer: you can’t fabricate quality fibs on an assembly line. They need to be carefully crafted, polished, and honed to a razor’s edge, blending deception with just the right proportion of truth to make them strong like steel. But Hillary is not even trying anymore.

She was a tad overheated on a pleasant day. Wait, there’s video? Strike that. She was, uh, just feeling woozy so she decided to visit her grandkids over at Chelsea Spaulding Clinton’s pad, the one paid for with all that hard work journalist-ing. Oh wait, now she has pneumonia. I mean, has had pneumonia for a while and yet she still powered through to bring home the bacon, fry it over a pan, and never, ever let you forget she’s not a man.

Despite being swimming with pathogens, Hillary still managed to essentially ride a bear across a meadow and you deplorable basket-dwellers refused to acknowledge her awesome virility. It’s because she’s a woman, isn’t it?

WHY WILL YOU NOT CONCEDE HER GREAT STRENGTH AND POWER!

But wait, when this human petri dish cavorted with a child in the least-spontaneous “spontaneous” photo op in the history of photo ops – “Agent Smith, there’s a kid running out toward Cankles One, but she’s so gosh darn adorable that I’m going to just chill, over” – didn’t that imagery reinforce that Hillary was not sick?

Can’t these hacks even get their bogus narratives straight?

Yet why should they bother? Why should Task Force Pantsuit expend any effort at all trying to construct convincing prevarications when the mainstream media is going to smile and nod at whatever they say? Without resistance, you aren’t going to get any stronger, and Clinton’s lies have just gotten weaker and weaker. For her, lying to the mainstream media is like weightlifting by pumping Styrofoam.

James Comey not only said she did nothing wrong but praised her for her innovative and pioneering work improving America’s electronic security procedures. Why do you assume a woman can’t handle classified materials as well as a man, sexist?

No one was killed in Benghazi. In fact, there is no such thing as Benghazi. Or Libya. Actually, thanks to Hillary, for all practical purposes, there no longer is such thing as Libya.

Everyone who votes for Trump likes Hitler because no one could possibly oppose Hillary without wanting to tongue wrestle with David Duke. Also, Trump is going to put Pepe on the quarter.

She didn’t stumble. That was just a loving tribute to Cinderella. Why do you GOP cynics hate the innocent joy a child derives from a fairy tale?

No, she was simply krumping. Why do you deplorable Trump supporters hate urban culture? Um, racism!

And stop with the conspiracy theories about her being sick, you crazy nuts, except now stop refusing to give her credit for driving on with her fundraising and her slandering of half of America when she is crawling with disease, you crazy nuts.

You know, the Hillary Body Double theory is pretty hilarious, but admit it – who would actually be surprised if it turns out she has a body double? Secretly, even the liberals are thinking to themselves, “You know, I can totally see that.”

Hillary was a terrible senator, a terrible Secretary of State, and now she’s a terrible candidate, surfing from sinecure to sinecure on a tsunami of lies. But she’s gotten a free pass on her duplicity for so long that she’s not even trying to pass the straight face test anymore. Her loyal minions are so slobberingly committed to her that they don’t even demand that she provide them enough plausible deniability to preserve their few remaining shreds of dignity.   

The mainstream media loves Hillary so deeply and without reservation that she can say literally anything to a gaggle of adoring reporters and absolutely know that they will not only not challenge her, but that her media transcriptionists will swing into action to actively defend her lies should anyone break ranks and dare to point out that the would-be empress has no clothes. No wonder whenever Monica Lewinsky watches CNN, she thinks, “Been there, done that.”


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: hillaryrottenclinton; orangejournalism; pantsuitposse
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To: kiryandil

Hillary is very fetching in her orange jumpsuit...
She should always wear orange jumpsuits...24/7 ;)


21 posted on 09/15/2016 6:30:31 AM PDT by libertarian27 (FR Cookbooks - On Profile Page)
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To: Gaffer

Compare Trump to Cankles

Hill’s Blood Clot could have been life threatening
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/hillary-clinton-blood-clot-life-threatening-medical-experts/story?id=18101213

Trump’s Dr OZ visit, he’s in good health

http://money.cnn.com/2016/09/14/media/dr-oz-donald-trump-taping/index.html


22 posted on 09/15/2016 6:32:16 AM PDT by GailA (If politicians won't keep their promises to the Military, they won't keep them to you!)
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To: carolinablonde

Yup - the 35% who would vote for Hillary would still vote for her even if she shot someone in broad daylight.

There is literally nothing she could do to turn them against her.

For some people, Hillary’s lack of character is a virtue.


23 posted on 09/15/2016 6:32:49 AM PDT by goldstategop ((In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever))
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To: GailA

Actually, there is no real reason to be comparing Trump’s condition with her at all. She had demonstrated by years of explained-away debilities, conditions, falls, episodes and what-nots. There just isn’t any reason to equalize her a$$ out with a comparison against her opponent.

Why should we as Trump supporters even deign to address a comparison when there isn’t even a sniff of smoke from an obviously ominous prognosis for the Hildebeast. I REJECT the notion, frankly.


24 posted on 09/15/2016 6:38:24 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: Kaslin

Love it!


25 posted on 09/15/2016 6:51:36 AM PDT by Jaded (Pope Francis? Not really a fan... miss the last guy who recognized how Islam spread... the sword.)
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To: Kaslin

Hillary! is not even a competent crook.
She has been caught repeatedly and only the media, her position and her connections have kept her from jail.


26 posted on 09/15/2016 6:58:29 AM PDT by Little Ray (Freedom Before Security!)
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To: Kaslin

Great commentary!


27 posted on 09/15/2016 7:12:45 AM PDT by Nevadan
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To: relictele

If the AMA does not pull the licenses of doctors who blatantly lie in public they need to start now.

Throughout American history doctors have lied for Presidents and Presidential candidates (Wilson, FDR, Kennedy etal).

It is just getting old, and it needs to stop.


28 posted on 09/15/2016 7:35:14 AM PDT by cgbg (Warning: This post has not been fact-checked by the Democratic National Committee.)
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To: Kaslin

Pathological liars don’t even know they are lying most of the time. They cannot help themselves. They lie about EVERYTHING from the teeny tiny to really big things. There is no distinction with them.

And they lie about stuff that is super easy to discover untrue.

They make no effort to “construct” a lie because lying is not a motive, it’s not an means to an end, it’s a character trait. The majority of their lies would not benefit them in any way if taken as true, so they don’t do it for that reason. However, when they really need to lie for a specific purpose, they are really bad at it.

I have known 2 people like this. Over time I came to understand that they don’t even realize they are lying, it’s like breathing to them.


29 posted on 09/15/2016 7:59:12 AM PDT by Lorianne
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To: Kaslin
"Ah ain't no ways tarred....of telling queen-sized whoppers!
30 posted on 09/15/2016 8:04:49 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: libertarian27


Watch "Hillary Clinton: A Career Criminal" on YouTube
https://youtu.be/kypl1MYuKDY (19.46 min)

31 posted on 09/15/2016 8:21:13 AM PDT by Stand Watch Listen (ELITE IMMUNITY: how the puppet masters / puppets continue to function)
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To: HotHunt

I read that ILLiary’s doctor clarified her diagnosis as “non-contagious bacterial pneumonia” when the concern over her hugging a child on the sidewalk in front of Chelsea’s apartment building became a public uproar. Well, how convenient for the lying narrative they have created for this woman’s medical maladies. Now they invent a new type of pneumonia that is not contagious. Really?
If she was not contagious, how is it that stories are going around that people on her campaign staff have gotten it too, as well as Sen. Chucky Schumer. Well, is it communicable or not?

And if this pneumonia she has contracted isn’t contagious, how in the world did ILLiary catch it to begin with? Oops! Caught in another lie.

Guess what folks? There is no such condition in the in the ICD-10 coding system for physicians. ICD-10 Procedure Coding System (ICD-10-PCS) is an international system of medical classification used for procedural coding throughout the healthcare industry. Having worked as a hospital administrator and medical records director for an Air Force hospital while I was in the military, I am very familiar with the coding of diseases and conditions. They ALL have a code number. The latest version was re-vamped in 2014 and has been updated annually since then.

Apparently, they forgot to list this rare version of pneumonia which is not contagious, that ILLiary has gotten from the tooth fairy. Just sprinkle some pixie dust on her and she is good to go for another round of lies out on the campaign trail.”

The doctors of pneumonia patients always say the the medical world does not know for sure at what stage pneumonia isn’t contagious. Did they give HIllary a sputum culture test to find out what kind of bacterium is is/was, or whether it was a bacterium at all? It’s a politically motivated statement that would have a doctor write that in. It just isn’t done. It shows she knew what she had to write. Not contagious? Surely, if she never had it in the first place.


32 posted on 09/15/2016 8:42:36 AM PDT by Seeing More Clearly Now
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To: goldstategop

Yup - the 35% who would vote for Hillary -——— would probably vote for her even if she passed on to the great beyond


33 posted on 09/16/2016 1:56:13 AM PDT by Nailbiter
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Hillary on 9/11 day---before and after "resting" at Chelsea's.

Hillary's Physician listed Clinton’s current medications as Armorthyroid,
Coumadin dosed as directed, Levaquin (for a total of ten days), Clarinex,
and B-12 as needed.

B-12 it was called......it was the drug of choice of the
glitterati adminstered by Dr "Feelgood" Jacobson who
also became addicted to his "instant joy in a hypodermic needle."

34 posted on 09/16/2016 6:13:36 AM PDT by Liz (SAFE PLACE? liberal's mind. Nothing's there. Nothing penetrates it.)
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EXCERPT---ANDREA PEYSER---NY POST

“Hillary Clinton Isn’t Sick. You Are.”So reads a mind-blowing headline published in The Daily Beast over a column by feminist journalist Eleanor Clift....On CNN, Christiane Amanpour was in full-throttle go-grrrl mode. “Can’t a girl have a sick day or two?” Leftist writer Leela Daou combined estrogen defense with another liberal obsession. “What we REALLY should be talking about is why it’s so damn hot on a September morning,” she tweeted, suggesting that Clinton’s quest to halt climate change would save not only herself but frisky polar bears.

PEYSER: What gets me is how eager those on the left are to give Hillary a pass for covering up details about her questionable health while slamming her critics as enemies trying to block the door of the White House to a woman. She went to the Manhattan apartment of her daughter Chelsea then emerged into daylight, waved her arms and crowed, weirdly, “I’m feeling great. Great. It’s a beautiful day in New York,” ... apparently forgetting that it was still the anniversary of one of the darkest chapters in United States history. I’ll continue to ask — what the hell is wrong with her? We could be stuck with this woman for quite some time.

SOURCE http://nypost.com/2016/09/16/questions-about-hillarys-health-have-nothing-to-do-with-sexism/

35 posted on 09/16/2016 6:14:26 AM PDT by Liz (SAFE PLACE? liberal's mind. Nothing's there. Nothing penetrates it.)
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Doctors See Inconsistencies In Hillary Clinton’s ‘Bacterial Pneumonia’ Diagnosis
Breitbart / FR Posted by detective

Drs. Elizabeth Lee Vliet and Jane Orient are finding inconsistencies in a letter written by Hillary Clinton’s doctor that claims the Democrat presidential nominee is recovering from “non-contagious bacterial pneumonia.”

Though neither Vliet nor Orient have personally examined Clinton, they’re giving Breitbart News some insights into a letter written by Dr. Lisa Bardack, the chair of Internal Medicine at CareMount Medical in Mount Kisco, New York, who said Clinton was being treated for “a mild non-contagious bacterial pneumonia” after becoming “overheated” during a 9/11 Memorial event when the nominee appeared to collapse and had to leave abruptly.

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ANALYSIS “The mild pneumonia does not explain months of coughing, nor the reported confusion, strange head movements, episodes of apparent inattention, or sudden falls,” said one doctor, emphasizing as well that the letter from Hillary's doctor, Dr Bardack, 'is not the ‘medical record.’”

Apparently the Hillary team concocted the pneumonia story and had the story in the political bank, BEFORE Americans watched video of Hillary in a catatonic state, struggling to get into a van.

Now they're stuck w/ the story.

Thy also think we "deplorables" are too stupid to notice that as Hillary struggled to get into the van, none of her retinue seemed alarmed, no one called an ambulance, she wasnt brought to a hospital.......b/c they had seen Hillary like this before......possibly many times.

36 posted on 09/16/2016 6:15:26 AM PDT by Liz (SAFE PLACE? liberal's mind. Nothing's there. Nothing penetrates it.)
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