Venezuela’s President Tells His Starving People: My ‘Diet Gets You Hard, You Don’t Need Viagra!’

Breitbart ^ | September 13, 2016 | Frances Maretl

[C19fan]

During a broadcast this weekend promoting new socialist food distribution policies, Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro jokingly referenced a popular nickname for the nation’s dire food shortages, telling a crowd, “Maduro’s diet gets you hard – no need for Viagra!”

[C19fan]

Let them eat tortillas.

[txrefugee]

They are out of bread and toilet paper, but are they out of bullets, too?

[TADSLOS]

Well I was out on a drive

On a bit of a trip

Lookin for thrills

To get me some kicks

Yeah I warn you ladies

I shoot from the hip

I was born with a stiff

Stiff upper lip

[BenLurkin]

What is it with Pinkos and perviness?

[Popman]

I guess he just admitted he needs viagria since he isn’t starving...

The guy should be hanging from lampost...

[mothball]

Look at them! They all look like they are missing a chromosome.

[joshua c]

Hard as in stiff? Like dead?

[Dr.Deth]

He’s not lying. He’s just not telling them it’s rigor mortis.

[Clutch Martin]

Posturing for an uptick in the tourist spa market...

[Crolis]

Something tells me that Dale Carnegie isn’t one of his favorite authors.

[varyouga]

Rigor Mortis will sure give you a hard body...

[Old Yeller]

Gets them hard as in rigormortis.

[Vaquero]

Maduro Antoinette......let em eat death.

[hal ogen]

Typical socialist idiot...typical. However, the idiot venezuelans voted for socialism so I hope they are enjoying themselves starving to death (with “stiff members”).