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Venezuela’s President Tells His Starving People: My ‘Diet Gets You Hard, You Don’t Need Viagra!’
Breitbart ^ | September 13, 2016 | Frances Maretl

Posted on 09/14/2016 7:46:36 AM PDT by C19fan

During a broadcast this weekend promoting new socialist food distribution policies, Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro jokingly referenced a popular nickname for the nation’s dire food shortages, telling a crowd, “Maduro’s diet gets you hard – no need for Viagra!”

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: letthemeatcake; maduro; venezuela; venezuelacrisis; viagra
Let them eat tortillas.
1 posted on 09/14/2016 7:46:36 AM PDT by C19fan
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To: C19fan

They are out of bread and toilet paper, but are they out of bullets, too?


2 posted on 09/14/2016 7:49:48 AM PDT by txrefugee
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To: C19fan
Well I was out on a drive

On a bit of a trip

Lookin for thrills

To get me some kicks

Yeah I warn you ladies

I shoot from the hip

I was born with a stiff

Stiff upper lip

3 posted on 09/14/2016 7:52:08 AM PDT by TADSLOS (Vote Trump. Defeat the Clinton Crime Syndicate. Reset America.)
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To: C19fan

What is it with Pinkos and perviness?


4 posted on 09/14/2016 7:53:18 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: C19fan

I guess he just admitted he needs viagria since he isn’t starving...

The guy should be hanging from lampost...


5 posted on 09/14/2016 7:53:26 AM PDT by Popman (Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin is a reproch to any people...)
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To: BenLurkin

Look at them! They all look like they are missing a chromosome.


6 posted on 09/14/2016 8:04:48 AM PDT by mothball
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To: C19fan

Hard as in stiff? Like dead?


7 posted on 09/14/2016 8:05:02 AM PDT by joshua c (Cut the cord! Don't pay for the rope they hang you with.)
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To: C19fan

He’s not lying. He’s just not telling them it’s rigor mortis.


8 posted on 09/14/2016 8:05:08 AM PDT by Dr.Deth
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Posturing for an uptick in the tourist spa market...


9 posted on 09/14/2016 8:10:43 AM PDT by Clutch Martin
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To: C19fan

Something tells me that Dale Carnegie isn’t one of his favorite authors.


10 posted on 09/14/2016 8:14:16 AM PDT by Crolis ("To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it." -GKC)
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To: joshua c

Rigor Mortis will sure give you a hard body...


11 posted on 09/14/2016 8:24:46 AM PDT by varyouga
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To: C19fan

Gets them hard as in rigormortis.


12 posted on 09/14/2016 8:26:52 AM PDT by Old Yeller (Hillary is Satan's spiritual advisor.)
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To: C19fan

Maduro Antoinette......let em eat death.


13 posted on 09/14/2016 8:45:58 AM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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Typical socialist idiot...typical. However, the idiot venezuelans voted for socialism so I hope they are enjoying themselves starving to death (with “stiff members”).


14 posted on 09/14/2016 2:28:24 PM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?.)
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