“Let’s play music everywhere !”
Mosque moving into your neighborhood? “Moderate” muslim family moving in next door?
Time to crank up Insane Clown Posse. Seriously.
No melodic, soothing music. Over time, they’ll start to like it.
Crank up the most obnoxious, vile, vulgar American noise imaginable.
Of course, if you’re plagued with dindus blasting **their** boomboxes, the best response is Beethoven’s Ninth, or the Foggy Mountain Breakdown at 90 decibels blasted right back over their rap music-—at the same time theirs is blasting.
Yep. It’s war. Act surprised and hurt —and clueless— if they call the cops.. Don’t forget to smile. Repeat as often as necessary until effective—which won’t be long.
I’ve done this. It works.
Thugs have packed up and left the neighborhood to get away from me.
I say we hold Yoko Ono in reserve for the most serious times