The Weiner-Abedin-Clinton Triangle

Townhall.com ^ | August 31, 2016 | Ed Klein

[Kaslin]

When news broke that Anthony Weiner was at it again—sexting a sordid photo of himself to an unidentified woman while he was babysitting his 5-year-old son—and that his wife, Huma Abedin, Hillary’s closest aide, had finally had enough, something rang a bell.

I recalled that two years ago, in a book that I wrote titled Blood Feud, I wrestled with the strange Weiner-Abedin-Clinton triangle.

At the time, Weiner was out of a job (he had been caught sexting again) and Hillary made up for the family’s financial shortfall by setting up a lucrative sweetheart deal for Huma. She arranged for Huma to work part-time at the State Department while pulling down paychecks at the Clinton Foundation and at a company run by Doug Band, Bill Clinton’s favorite fixer.

There were stories in the media that Hillary wanted Huma to divorce Weiner. But Hillary had other ideas.

“Those stories made me look as though I was trying to force Huma to dump the father of her newborn child,” Hillary said, according to a friend. “In my eyes, the guy isn’t guilty of a crime sufficient to take his son away from him and to deprive the little boy of having an intact family. I want Huma and Tony to work out their problems, and I think they will. If I become president, I’d love Tony and Huma to be part of my administration.”

Hmm. I wonder what job Hillary had in mind for Weiner if she won the White House.

Homeland Security?

[dp0622]

I threw up in my mouth from the title.

[magua]

Bad judgement it never ends.

[ilovesarah2012]

Perhaps Hillary wanted “Tony” to be the White House photographer.

[T-Bone Texan]

The story and title just screams for a vulgar haiku.

[T-Bone Texan]

A haiku:

Date night for Huma:
Nekkid Hill brings the vodka
Wiener brings the sauce

[DIRTYSECRET]

Bummer. The kid needs a sibling. Having 1 child means careers come first.

[T-Bone Texan]

Weiner texts weiner
And Huma hums on Hill'ry's clam
The left: repulsive

[T-Bone Texan]

You miss the point, FRiend
Sadly, the child is a prop
A small baby beard

[T-Bone Texan]

Huma's prop baby:
A signal to all the world"
"Look, I'm not a dyke!"

[MrsEmmaPeel]

Huma, Hillary,
Weiner were once a threesome
Now it's down to two

[Auntie Mame]

Yes, it was all so convenient that when the Weiner scandal broke Huma was suddenly, miraculously pregnant! Funny how that worked out.

[GraceG]

Huma is a sexually mutilated chief eunuch to an infirm manipulated hillary rotten clinton.

Like the good ole days of the chinese court...

Read about it in history...

[Georgia Girl 2]

Yeh all the great dads I know sext pics of their Johnson to other babes with their five year old on the bed. Sure its normal.

[Harpotoo]

That’s one UGLY Triangle! Feh!

[I want the USA back]

huma married the guy as a way to move up to the top, just as hillary did to bill. huma is a danger to this country, since her allegiance is to a foreign power.

[T-Bone Texan]

It's a conundrum
Huma's got to multitask:
Jim Beam, Epipens

[House Atreides]

“Bummer. The kid needs a sibling....”
***************************************************
Paging Webster Hubbel?

[Chad_the_Impaler]

Often the only child’s main purpose is to attend to the parents’ needs in old age.

[MrsEmmaPeel]

Emptying bags of
piss from Ms leaky Hill'ry
Another Huma job