[PJ-Comix]

The job is yours UNLESS you believe that the sun warms the earth.

[bigbob]

They could hire any of the pollsters, they’re good at making up data to support a desired outcome.

[goldstategop]

Liberals believe in that like low info folks believe in voodoo.

Never mind the fact anthropgenic activities have only a marginal impact on the climate.

The Climate Change Gods must be appeased.

[DouglasKC]

I’ll do it. Every story I edit I’ll stamp “hoax” and deep six it.

[SkyDancer]

New York City - four seasons. All you have to do is announce when winter, spring, summer and fall arrive. Now go make some coffee.

[cloudmountain]

I planned to work for a newspaper when I was a freshman in high school. By my sophomore year I wasn't interested anymore.
I wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I warn't no dummie, neither.

[VMI70]

Pick me, pick me, please!

[Cicero]

[disndat]

Anyone can apply.

You just have to be able to lie like a Clinton.

[TigersEye]

Here are a few recommendations ...

Global Warming Skeptics Question Authority

Princeton Professor Denies Global Warming Theory

German scientists reject man-made global warming

Real Scientist Uncover Serious Flaw In Global Warming Data

Physicist Howard Hayden's one-letter disproof of global warming claims [pre-Climategate]

'Consensus' On Man-Made Global Warming Collapses in 2008

Perth electrical engineer's discovery will change climate change debate October 04, 2015

Top Physicist Freeman Dyson: Obama 'Took the Wrong Side' on Climate Change October 14, 2015

Global Warming Petition Project Scientists who reject AGW
31,487 American scientists have signed this petition, including 9,029 with PhDs

Prominent Scientists Declare Climate Claims Ahead of UN Summit 'Irrational' * 'Based On Nonsense' * 'Leading us down a false path' November 19, 2015

[PROCON]

So their ad revenue is in decline because viewership is declining and they think trying to sell more global warming baloney is going to help?

You can't fix stupid!

[M Kehoe]

As everyone knows climate change happens in cycles over hundreds of years. What is he/she gonna do in the mean time?

5.56mm

[blackdog]

“Yeah, that’s the ticket” - Jon Lovitz

[RetiredTexasVet]

They might want to check Craig’s List for fantasy writers!

[BykrBayb]

John, could you use a job? I think you’d be good at this.

[depressed in 06]

i.e. a fiction editor.

[mrsmith]

It's 'climate change' now, not 'global warming'.

As a kid I got my 'climate change' info from Raquel Welch on CBS8 in San Diego.
And I think she set an excellent standard!

[NJRighty]

No white people nor heterosexuals need apply.

[fireman15]

Thank Goodness. A lot of this global warming crap has been making it past their current editors and into the pages of the New York Slimes. It probably would be a full time job editing all of it out, so that the Slimes might eventually regain some credibility.

[beethovenfan]

They’re looking for a good fiction writer.