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Donald & Hilary joke
8/18/2016 | Self

Posted on 08/18/2016 4:56:14 PM PDT by MNnice

Donald and Hillary go into a bakery, while on the campaign trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She whispers to Donald, "See how clever I am?" The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie." Then she says "I will definitely win the election."

The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, theft, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."

Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too. The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?" Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket."


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: clinton; hillary; joke; trump
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1 posted on 08/18/2016 4:56:14 PM PDT by MNnice
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Two thumbs up!!!


2 posted on 08/18/2016 4:58:11 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (Looks like it's pretty hairy.)
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To: MNnice

Good one.


3 posted on 08/18/2016 4:59:33 PM PDT by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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Excellent!


4 posted on 08/18/2016 4:59:56 PM PDT by Ace's Dad (Happiness is command of a battery of ballistic missile interceptors! DTOM)
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To: MNnice

Didn’t fool Penn and Teller though.


5 posted on 08/18/2016 5:01:15 PM PDT by Don Corleone (Oil the gun, eat the cannolis, take it to the mattress.)
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Warning: There’s an email going around purporting to be a nude photo of Hillary Clinton. Do not open it. It is a nude photo of Hillary Clinton.


6 posted on 08/18/2016 5:01:32 PM PDT by Libloather (Embrace the suck.)
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To: MNnice

Ha! Ha!! I didn’t know what to expect.
The Donald is a clever man.


7 posted on 08/18/2016 5:03:19 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: MNnice

Haha! I like it.


8 posted on 08/18/2016 5:05:02 PM PDT by sockhead
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To: MNnice

I did laugh out loud.


9 posted on 08/18/2016 5:05:15 PM PDT by RoosterRedux
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10 posted on 08/18/2016 5:05:40 PM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: MNnice

Brilliant!


11 posted on 08/18/2016 5:06:39 PM PDT by GnuThere
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To: Libloather

That is so gross!


12 posted on 08/18/2016 5:12:38 PM PDT by FamiliarFace
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To: MNnice

Good enough to share!


13 posted on 08/18/2016 5:22:23 PM PDT by FamiliarFace
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14 posted on 08/18/2016 5:26:48 PM PDT by freedomcrusader (Proudly wearing the politically incorrect label "crusader" since 1/29/2001)
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To: MNnice

Good one.lol


15 posted on 08/18/2016 5:28:21 PM PDT by GilGil
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Takes the prize of the day - maybe even so far this month on FR. Passed it on to everyone on my email list. Thanks for sharing something that illuminates the difference between Hillary and Trump.


16 posted on 08/18/2016 5:28:30 PM PDT by Grams A (The Sun will rise in the East in the morning and God is still on his throne.)
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The owner replies, I can
t! That would violate the State health codes for my shop.


17 posted on 08/18/2016 5:29:24 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said? was let used as the NM reporter car)
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To: MNnice

Goooood one.


18 posted on 08/18/2016 5:39:10 PM PDT by Chaguito
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Biden is on one side of a river, Hillary on the other. She asks “How can I get to the other side?” He thinks a minute and says “You are already on the other side.”


19 posted on 08/18/2016 5:45:08 PM PDT by ProudFossil (" I never did give anyone hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell." Harry Truman)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Poorly told


20 posted on 08/18/2016 5:45:35 PM PDT by TexasGator
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