It does help if they are dead and skinned.
Reminds me of an old joke where a bear asks a rabbit...
"Do you have a problem with $hi+ sticking to your fur?
"Why...no." says the rabbit.
At which point the bear picks up the rabbit and proceeds to wipe his butt with it.
I think the original poster I replied to meant 'flora' rather than 'fauna' with regards to finding sanitary wipes in the wild. Thus, my retort.