Reminds me of an old joke where a bear asks a rabbit...
"Do you have a problem with $hi+ sticking to your fur?
"Why...no." says the rabbit.
At which point the bear picks up the rabbit and proceeds to wipe his butt with it.
I think the original poster I replied to meant 'flora' rather than 'fauna' with regards to finding sanitary wipes in the wild. Thus, my retort.
lol..great story.
you are correct was supposed to be flora not fauna, but then would not getting the rabbit jokes
ping to 112 for a rabbit joke