Bill Clinton: “No, her name is Sheila JackSon Lee. What a hottie. I know I said Obama should have been pouring me coffee, but she’s more the kind of cup I’d want doin’ something like that for me. I tried to hook up with her one time, but she was too busy begging that Saudi prince for money. What’s his name again? Alla-weedy or something. Old mind’s slipping with age I guess. I bet Hillary got more money off that creep than she did though. Hillary would sell her soul to the devil. [Heheheh.] Heck, she tried that once.”
Well, in all candor, I was referring to both her namesake, and the mascot of her asinine party, which was also named after the bastard.