Posted on 07/30/2016 8:05:14 AM PDT by all the best
Welcome to “Fun Islamic Facts,” where I share fun facts about Muhammad and the Qur’an whenever jihadis go on a killing spree.
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The book Store;
I was walking in town and I saw that there was a “Muslim Book Store.” I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim book store, so I went in.
As I was wandering around taking a look, the sales assistant gave me the stink eye but asked if he could help me.
I imagine I didn’t look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump’s book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding Muslims and illegal aliens?”
The assistant said, “Kiss my ass, get out, and stay out!”
I said, “Yes, that’s the one. Do you have it in paperback ?”
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The religion of pees.
... sweet....
mohammed pees like a girl!
Growing up, I heard more than once, spoken by boys, “Be like Dad and be like Dad, Stand when you Pis.”
Not bad, sharkboy. Not bad.
LOL! Nice.
Google “muslim passing gas while praying” for thousands of pages of amusement!
LMAO!
The rule that Johnnie Cochran would happily endorse,
Rule #212088: If you fart, you must restart.
You re-do dat wudoou dat You do so well!
One of my favorites involves their ban on eating pork. Muslims ask their scholars, what happens if pork is the only food around and they’ll starve if they don’t eat it? The scholars tell them do what they have to do so they can stay alive but they must perform all cleaning rituals and do a prayer just for that. So when they visit here in places like Texas, groups of them find out of the way stand alone BBQ joints because hey, it’s the only food around.
The 72 virgins awaiting matyrs in paradise is actually the "Blessed Sisters of Highest Caliber" nuns with guns muslim welcoming committee and lynch mob.
Won't they be surprised!
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“The religion of pees”
Very nice. Very nice, indeed!
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