due to friggin’ ETHANOL (another EPA bright idea)
There’s a guy in Tinytown where I live that sells no-ethanol gas out of old timey pumps. I fill a couple of 5 gal cans each month, to use in my mowers, woodchippers, chainsaws, etc.
The same guy does a thriving business repairing small engines that have been damaged by ethanol. People drive from miles around.
My kenmore dishwasher is a 1979 model, came with the house. Still does a good job, no spots, even though the local water is full of iron. I dread having to replace it.
The EPA probably considers me a felon for heating my house with a wood burning cast iron stove. My cow farts big stinky methane farts, and so does my dog.
Uh-oh.