Chuck Norris went to The Virgin Islands. Now they’re just called The Islands.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts
Some of my favs:
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris once smoked a cigarette. The cigarette got cancer.