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What I heard on TV after this most recent mass killing in Germany:
Media person #1: Germany has very strict gun laws! Incredibly strict! Its like France for gosh sakes! How could this person possibly get a gun??
Media person #2: There is an enormous black market. Guns are easy to get. If you know the right people, you can get anything you want. Anything.
Media person #1: Well, maybe they need to toughen up those laws!
True words
Forgot to include the first rule of holes
I posted this on my blog
Critique for grammar and style please? :)
Yesterday you showed an article that proved that bad guns were bad, really bad.
Have you changed your mind?
Are these bad, bad guns all of a sudden good?
And if so, how?
Fock all “Rats and their gun grabbing...
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Well said.
That's it in a nutshell
The GG's are nothing if not persistent, and that is exactly what we need. Every week we should have pro 2A representatives/senators introducing pro gun legislation.
Mandatory AR 15 ownership, requirements that all citizens buy and maintain at least 8 standard capacity (30 round) magazines, tax credits for ammunition purchases etc.,etc.
It doesn't matter if the proposed legislation is constitutional, effective, relevant or even possible (the left's efforts seldom are), just keep the libs humping.
Make them spend their time trying to put rafts of bills down just to keep the status quo.
Their chit really gets old.
“A sociopath can be defined as a person who has Antisocial Personality Disorder. This disorder is characterized by a disregard for the feelings of others, a lack of remorse or shame, manipulative behavior, unchecked egocentricity, and the ability to lie in order to achieve one’s goals.”
Barack Hussein Obama is a dangerous sociopath. I carry to defend against such people if necessary. It is my right. The right to defend myself, my family, my freedom, my independence, is the second most important right listed in the Bill Of Rights.
Obama can go to hell.
Your fifth paragraph is the home run, IMO. The answer to every question is restrict guns. For this crowd, it’s always about the hardware and never the wetware.
If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns -
outlaws & Muslim Terrorists.
“Perhaps the results they wish to achieve are darker and more malevolent: Disarmament of the native-born citizenry while hordes of military-age Muslim men are imported for whatever nefarious reason they hold confidential”
I’ve had the same thought in my head for months now.
Shock troops?
What if he wants to turn the US into an islamic republic?
The only way he could even begin to do that is with total disarmament of the citizenry.
I pray we can hold out until Mr. Trump is sworn in.
One of my younger sisters belongs to “Mothers Against Gun Violence’’. I haven’t spoken to her in quite some time.
I wonder what kind of gun laws he’s talking about.
Maybe guns should have to be sharia compliant by being black and halal before they can be used in a spontaneous lone wolf jihad.
It’s all about control with these people. Firearms in the hands of citizens threatens their ability to control us, which is exactly why the 2nd Amendment is exists- as a safety valve against tyranny.