[Nachum]

An army of none

[Iron Munro]

How many lard ass BAMs would it have taken to capture Mount Suribachi and raise the American flag at the summit?

[Iron Munro]

Good men will die trying to compensate or cover for these chubbies.

Or because these chubbies cannot perform up to spec, cannot carry their own share of the burden in the field under duress.

[silverleaf]

Let’s just guess what happens when U.S. marines start looking like the meter maids in many big cities and towns

[Zakeet]

Maybe now, Cankles can finally realize her life's ambition!

[Two Kids' Dad]

U.S Marines following Laz’s example again. He’s been accepting chubbier women for a while now.

[BradyLS]

“I’d like a posting to a submarine...sandwich.”

[familyop]

Here’s a good cadence for them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biRYUaZWN6U

[MinorityRepublican]

Marines? I understand the Army. Or the Air Force. But the Marines? They’re like the Spartans. Or used to be anyway.

[trebb]

Because many lesbians tend to get a bit hefty?

[Jeff Chandler]

"We're looking for a few fat chicks."