I’d like to know who egged him on. The information in these articles is often scrambled.
The guy jumped out of the frying pan into the fire.
Did he die? Nope, I guess the cop just winged him.
But in the end he’ll get fingered & subsequently fried.
(And I don’t give a cluck.)
You hatched these jokes out of thin air, and they aren’t all they’re cracked up to be, you know.