[Gaffer]

I understand the oh-so-clever connection of political pork with the meat product kind of pork, but I am of the opinion that barbeques, celebrations and events throughout every corner of this country should center around PORK as a meat. We should inundate this country with it this weekend.

Bacon burgers, pork burgers, pork barbeque, pulled - outside and inside —— every which way. Pork chops, country fried chops, legs, hocks and jowls - take home some salty jowl bacon!

Sidle up to your nearest effing Muslim and offer them a pulled pork sammich slathered in Bacon slices. Pull open a bag of Chitlins and rinds and offer them to the Muslim kiddies. Squirt some halalel juice on their whatever it is goat shit they eat. Hold high a pork sammich to Allah and Mohammed in tribute.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Eat mor cow