[roadcat]

Robots can’t spit on your burger if they don’t like the color of your skin or your “attitude.”

Yeah? Just wait a few years when their A.I. gets smarter. Then you'll be tasting machine oil in your food.

[Spktyr]

Can’t get AIDS, Herpes or any of a number of other lethal infectious diseases from machine oil. Unlike when your cook deposits certain body fluids in your food.