Biden: No Man Has a Right to Touch a Woman Who Walks ‘Stark Naked’ to the Capitol

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[Ann Archy]

And he’s always pawing little girls! He’s a PERVERT ....he goes SKINNY DIPPING in front of the women Secret Service....UGH!!!

[cardinal4]

Now THAT is a mental image I can’t unsee..
*shudder*

[Fresh Wind]

Do a Google image search on creepy Joe Biden.

[OldNewYork]

Did he learn this by trial and error? Creepy Uncle Joe.

[Paulie]

I love the look on both those guy’s faces - seems like Biden is treading on thin ice here.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Every man has the right to watch, however.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Biden: No Man Has a Right to Touch a Woman Who Walks ‘Stark Naked’ to the Capitol

Every man has the right to watch, however.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Has Joe been watching Game of Thrones? Maybe his comment was inspired by Cersei’s walk of shame.

[Hacksaw]

Can Pelosi close her mouth when she stands up?

[Billthedrill]

0bama: "Hullo, Valerie? Look, we gotta do something about Hillary. She had another Jack Daniels lunch and told Putin she wanted to reset his schwanzstucker. She's out of control, Val. We need to go to the bench."

VJ: "We're stuck, boss. It's gotta be a girl this time, you know NOW will raise hell if their Ovaries In The Oval Office campaign takes another detour. And Lizzie Warren just did a war dance with one of those rubber WalMart tomahawks again. She's the biggest embarrassment to the tribes since Chief Wahoo and we aren't gonna be able to replace the Redskins logo with her ugly phiz either. Would have been a hell of a campaign optic."

0bama: "What's that mean? No, wait, don't tell me...no, come on, not Joe."

VJ: "Yeah, well, he's been on his meds lately. No more biker babes on his lap. No more telling a limper to stand up."

0bama: "I hope so. We were just starting to roll the NRA when Joe starts burbling about shooting shotguns through a door. He got loose from the ball gag, too. OK, I hear you. It has to be an appeal to the bra-burners. Is Joe up to it?"

VJ: "Sure he is, boss! We coach him a little, pump his butt full of Thorazine, don't let him talk on anything controversial. Domestic security, that's the ticket. Women and domestic security. He couldn't screw that one up with a trailer full of Snap-On tools."

0bama: "OK, let him out of his cage. But watch him this time, right? He's been into his Classic Comics collection and God only knows what's going to come out of his mouth. Have the Secret Service standing by with a tranquilizer gun if he gets out of control again."

VJ: "Sure, boss. He's the next President of the United States, after all. What could possibly go wrong?"

[grey_whiskers]

But I guess men are fair game, eh, Plugs?

[grey_whiskers]

Crap, ya beat me to it!

[grey_whiskers]

Didn’t I read somewhere that Joe liked to swim nude, while in the presence of female Secret Service agents?

I remember an episode of the TV show M*A*S*H where Col. Potter was singing a little ditty to himself

I love to go swimmin'
with bow-legged women
and swim between their legs...

What makes it worse, is that the actor, Harry Morgan, was the same guy that played Officer Bill Gannon on Dragnet...