| Ted Cruz is Citizen Kane relived. His Dad took away his sled in Calgary, and ever since then he's been play acting a life of make-believe and the dream of being the next Tarzan in the Great Bush Lands. But what he really misses is Rosebud, the carefree life of a kid playing with his sled, or shooting hoops with the neighbor's kids. Sadly, it's a chapter in life he never fully had -- and his personality has suffered because of it. |
