[Viking2002]

I'd like to shove my Legion card up his skinny mocha ass.

[Thumper1960]

I'd like to shove my Legion card up his skinny mocha ass.

Don't disrespect your Legion card like that. Instead, consider a full stick of dynamite, greased with lard, and with a 10 second fuze lit instead. He'd appreciate something long and hard up his rear, of that I have no doubt.

[BiggerTigger]

Now, you know you don't want to mess up your card like that. Here ya go