I'd like to shove my Legion card up his skinny mocha ass.
Don't disrespect your Legion card like that. Instead, consider a full stick of dynamite, greased with lard, and with a 10 second fuze lit instead. He'd appreciate something long and hard up his rear, of that I have no doubt.
46 posted on 06/01/2016 3:47:45 PM PDT by Thumper1960
(Trump-2016)