[BookmanTheJanitor]

Here's Katie right before she took a big dump (four hours later). I should "conveniently" take out the part in parentheses)

[Iron Munro]

Katie dances almost as gracefully as Elaine.

[IrishBrigade]

had you not told me this was Katie, my mouth would have been watering profusely...

and another part of my anatomy would be reacting as well were I not rapidly approaching the end of my seventh decade...