[ConservativeMind]

Heck, I would be willing to take a fillet knife to him (after tying his arms and legs) and slice him half-inch by half-inch, then stuff his intestines into his mouth.

[BigEdLB]

After he has been processed, send the meat to China for reprocessing and shipment to Zambia (see other thread on this topic)

[BiggerTigger]

50gal oil drum with a quarter inch of cooking oil in it, enough holes in the lid for air, seal him in, a blanket around it for insulation, an ordinary electric grill underneath it, secure it so it won’t tip over. Jiffy Pop.